the “text me when you get home so i know you’re safe” kind of people are the kind of people i wanna be around
marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs
My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?
I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”
Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay
STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR